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Written by GR   
Tuesday, 26 January 2010 10:43
Wonderful!

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I have kleptomania,

But when it gets bad,I take something for it.

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Sometimes too much to drink isn't enough.

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Heaven is Where:

The Police are British,

The Chefs are Italian,

The Mechanics are German,

The Lovers are French and

It's all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is Where:

The Police are German,

The Chefs are British,

The Mechanics are French,

The Lovers are Swiss and

It's all organized by the Italians.

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My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.

Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.

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Welcome to Victoria!

Set your watch back 20 years.

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In just two days from now,

Tomorrow will be yesterday.

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A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

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The statement below is true.

The statement above is false.

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I may be schizophrenic,

But at least I have each other.

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I am a Nobody.

Nobody is Perfect.

Therefore I am Perfect.

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KENTUCKY:

Five million people,

Fifteen last names!!!

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Dyslexics Have More Nuf.

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In Memoriam

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Cokey", died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.

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I love cooking with wine

Sometimes I even put it in the food.

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Money isn't everything,

But it sure keeps the kids in touch.

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Reality is only an illusion

That occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

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Corduroy pillows are making headlines!

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I want to die while asleep like my grandfather,

Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

 
 

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