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Written by Freddie Frinton   
Saturday, 02 February 2008 16:45
Inner Peace

By following the simple advice I heard on a Medical TV show, I have finally found inner peace.

A Doctor proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning...

I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of Shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha remainder of a bot o Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a chocolets.

Yu haf no idr who blody gud I fel.

Peas sen dis orn to dem yu fee ar in ned ov inr pece.

 
 

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